Sometimes I wish I was a movie star
if for no other reason than sometimes I would be required to gain weight for a role! Ha, wouldn’t that be fun? Like Renee for Bridget Jones? You’re used to having a personal trainer (which would of course be the other perk of being a movie star), and then the studio people come by and are like, “Just kidding! We need to fatten you up. Here, have a cheeseburger.”
Then when it’s all said and done you get to drop 30 pounds and look stunning in your dress for the Oscars.
